Hey, Have You Guys Heard?

There's a football game this coming Sunday!

Apparently, it's a pretty big deal.  But, what's that?  Oh, yeah I know, the commercials are always fun aren't they?!?

Wait, an abortion commercial?  That doesn't sound like much fun...

It certainly fucking isn't.

Hey, pass the cheetos and that bloody placenta juice, will you?  Cool.  Thanks, man. Mmmmmm... Delicious.

Go on...

Your Weekly Daisuke-Watch

2009 Playoff statistics:

Record 0-0

ER: 0
ERA: 0.00
IP: 0
Hits: 0
BB: 0
K: 0

All I can say is that the Angels dodged one huge, kamikaze bullet by not having to go up against the Diceman.  Remember what he did to them last time they squared off?  It's okay if you don't, because I can remind you (0 ER, 3 Hits, 3 BB, 5 K, 1 W).  To be honest, I would have led off with Daisuke in game 1 and then probably brought him back for game 3, as well.  Steve Berthaiume agrees.

Sayonara means Go Fuck Yourself!

Go Bombers.

Your Weekly Daisuke-Watch

In response to the ever-so rude, unprofessional, and uncalled-for barbs hurled by one Steve Berthaiume, and then only bolstered by my thuggish and brash colleague.  I thought it would be a good idea to track the progress of the worst pitcher in Major League Baseball, by charting his statistics per start, until the 2009 Boston Red Sox are no more.

So here we go.


In 3 starts since returning from the DL, Daisuke has been putrid as ever.  Nay!  Stinky as ever:


Record: 2-1
ER: 4
ERA: 1.96
IP: 18.1
Hits: 17
BB: 9
K: 13

Sure, Daisuke still allows lots of hits and too many walks.  But, he has always been that way and he has made a living of escaping from jams.  And if you review his clutch stats, you will see that Daisuke generally gets out of trouble when ever he finds himself in it.

Oh, and two of the three teams faced since his return will be potential/actual playoff opponents in a few shorts weeks.

One start does not slander erase.  Nor, two.  But what about three?