We're not huge fans of histrionics over here at The Delay, at least when it comes the standard. Like a when a cornerback is in coverage and the ball sails out of bounds, out of the reach of the receiver. Or when you hit a spot up 15-foot jumper. Or when you get a 4th inning strike out that retires the side.We like people to act like they've been there before, because they usually have. And while we would like this to be the case all the time we understand that after a goal, touchdown, homer, or game-winner, that emotions can be difficult to control. We still would appreciate a measure of stoicism
Which is why, based on this week's THE SHEET® results, I, b. Lee, would like to say:
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLES! ONE DOWN AND 9 MORE TO GO! THAT'S RIGHT! I'M WINNING OUT AND THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING ANY OF YOU FUCKS CAN DO ABOUT IT. WOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ahem, read it and weep, tough guys. I AM THE SHEET®!
hey shithead. Last I checked 8 is less than 9.5. The Saints did NOT cover, ergo we are tied, and your gloating is even more despicable considering you won on a tie-breaker.
ReplyDeletecan we get a fuckin REAL editorer around these parts?
+$15 > -$5
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