Showing posts with label Fake News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fake News. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Braking News
According to ESPN, Al Davis has been actively searching for a new head coach for the Oakland Raiders. The only issue is that Tom Cable is already the head coach and has not yet been fired. The situations feels a lot like this:
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Braking News
While Patriots fans are walking funny today as well as trying to separate endemic ass hair from foreign cock pube, we thought we'd share some rather interesting news:It seems that half the teams in the league, whether winning or losing, are in the market for a new coach come 2010. The Bills have been the aggressor in the early going but there have been audible rumblings out of Cleveland, Chicago, and Washington, as well. However, perhaps the team that needs a new coach the most is in Green Bay.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
BRAKING NEWS?
What the shit is going on around here today?
I get off topic for one hot second, and the sports world churns out two gems. Madden retires, and Paulus start thinking he's Deion Sanders. Now, it is difficult to swallow that Madden is officially retiring. However, I contend that he actually retired about 9 years ago when he stopped making any sense in the booth. Sort of an Office Space situation with Milton... Looks like someone finally fixed the got dang glitch.
And Paulus is apparently transferring to go play football at a different D1 school? Apparently "Tricky Dick" Rodriguez has already offered him a scholarship. So, Coach Rodriguez since you are clearly going to be terrible this year, so you're taking the "Jackie Moon" approach and simply trying to get asses in the seats up in the Big House? Jeez, times really are hard in Michigan these days.
And what the frig, the powerhouse that is Duke football can't find a spot for Paulus on the roster? Shit don't make sense to me. But apparently the 'Cuse is interested in the old floor-slapper as well. I never realized the Carrier Dome was such a draw other than for people who are simply seeking warmth from those beautiful northern New York winters.
Oh, and Go Bruins.
I get off topic for one hot second, and the sports world churns out two gems. Madden retires, and Paulus start thinking he's Deion Sanders. Now, it is difficult to swallow that Madden is officially retiring. However, I contend that he actually retired about 9 years ago when he stopped making any sense in the booth. Sort of an Office Space situation with Milton... Looks like someone finally fixed the got dang glitch.
And Paulus is apparently transferring to go play football at a different D1 school? Apparently "Tricky Dick" Rodriguez has already offered him a scholarship. So, Coach Rodriguez since you are clearly going to be terrible this year, so you're taking the "Jackie Moon" approach and simply trying to get asses in the seats up in the Big House? Jeez, times really are hard in Michigan these days.
And what the frig, the powerhouse that is Duke football can't find a spot for Paulus on the roster? Shit don't make sense to me. But apparently the 'Cuse is interested in the old floor-slapper as well. I never realized the Carrier Dome was such a draw other than for people who are simply seeking warmth from those beautiful northern New York winters.
Oh, and Go Bruins.
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009
BRAKING NEWS?
(via ESPN) Brett Favre desires to play in Green Bay once again.
Or something like that. Maybe he wants to stay in New York, or maybe he wants to stay in back country Mississippi, playing touch football with small children.
You know what, this is the first and last time you will ever see us braking and/or faking news regarding Brett Favre. He's dead to us. Unless he commits suicide, of course, and then he'll really be dead to us. And to everyone else for that matter. At that time we'll have to post invitations to the celebration we throw in honor of that momentous, cream-inducing occasion. It's gonna be awesome.
But suicide is nothing to joke about. And besides, Brett Favre would never commit suicide. Because well, it's something you actually have to commit to.
Or something like that. Maybe he wants to stay in New York, or maybe he wants to stay in back country Mississippi, playing touch football with small children.
You know what, this is the first and last time you will ever see us braking and/or faking news regarding Brett Favre. He's dead to us. Unless he commits suicide, of course, and then he'll really be dead to us. And to everyone else for that matter. At that time we'll have to post invitations to the celebration we throw in honor of that momentous, cream-inducing occasion. It's gonna be awesome.
But suicide is nothing to joke about. And besides, Brett Favre would never commit suicide. Because well, it's something you actually have to commit to.
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