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Monday, September 14, 2009

Performance Review


If I EVER showed up for a day of work and performed as mind-boggling, humiliatingly poorly as you did last night, my ass would be collecting food stamps for months. You could hear Chris Collinsworth fighting every urge to call it one of the worst coaching performances of all-time.

The red zone turnovers.

The lack of accountability by Jay Cutler. And the lack of any chemistry with any receiver. And the receivers lack of ability to finish a route.

The audacity to give your FUCKING LONG-SNAPPER the license to audible to a fake punt... On 4th and 11... In your own territory... In the 4th quarter... While winning.

Two lost challenges that resulted in two lost time-outs; one in 2 extra yards for the opponent, and the other NOT in a penalty that would not have resulted in a first down anyways.

Switching kick returners on the decisive 4th quarter KO after a time out, proving your consistent indecisiveness.

Letting Nathan Vasher anywhere near the field.

Ron Turner.

Instituting such a pussy-drenched, weaksauce training camp (WITHOUT TACKLING) that resulted in repeated broken tackles and injuries to 2 starting linebackers, 2 cornerbacks and a tight end. In the first half. Nice strength and conditioning program.

Whatever, I could go on and on. But that was an absolutely, fucktastically retahded, inept and embarrassing coaching performance. You fucking fail this week, Lovie. FAILURE. But, you're a players coach. And the Bears sure do attempt to strip the ball well.

Maybe that's how The Hurt 'Lacher broke his wrist...