I Am the Slime...

Or, the one where we tell you what's on television because apparently that is the kind of services that blogs provide when ESPN.com is just too many letters to type into the toolbar.



Tonight!

In the awesomeness that is Olympic-catapulted NHL hockey, we got a Gold medal re-match... sorta:

Boston Bru Cru v. French Hab-nots (NESN/Le TV de Canada)

I mean, you can only watch it if you got the League Pass or live in the Boston/Montreal metro area, but whatever.

And in college hoopiness, we got two BIG, albeit barely watchable matches with serious tournament implications:

Marq'd Men v. Colonel Sanders' Special Recipe (ESPNU)

and

The Trechies v. Clem, Son (The ESPN station that doesn't actually exist on television)

So, have fun only being able to watch one of these 3 options!  Yay, television!

I Am the Slime...

Or, the one where we tell you what's on television because apparently that is the kind of services that blogs provide when ESPN.com is just too many letters to type into the toolbar.



Tonight!

It's college basketball and we got:

The Hick'sburgh Panthers v. The Hick'ginia Mountaineers...

In a battle of verbal jabs hurled toothlessly and, in all likelihood, without the proper pronunciation, across steep mountainsides and mine-stripped valleys (7:00 PM ET on ESPN360).

Wait, what is ESPN360 and does Comcast even carry it?

I knew this was a bad idea...