What Not to Wear, pt. 2

Or more Specifically, what not to do at your local purveyor of sports entertainment.

Entering your local sports bar on a Sunday morning is a tenuous affair.  Particularly if you are not from the area.  Whether or not you will actually be able to view your game depends on a number of circumstances.  But regardless of whether or not you actually get to watch your specific game or not, there are a few obvious actions that you need to avoid before entering the bar.

1.  In reference to the previous post, the same fashion laws still apply before heading to the bar.  Do not double up, the shirt needs to be up-to-date, no pink, etc.  Sure, when in hostile territory, you want to raise your flag, sporting your team colors, as if you were Derek Vinyard on your first day at county.  But honestly, don't you think the fact that you are sitting in front of a television that is airing the Ravens game lets everyone else in the bar aware of the fact that you are either A) a Ravens' fan or B) a fan of the Ravens' opponent?  And just what is the point of wearing a replica jersey at the bar anyway?  I understand that Halloween occurs within the season, but this isn't an excuse to celebrate it every weekend.

Here's a few a buffalo wings, little Jimmy.  Now get the fuck off my porch.

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What Not to Wear

If you perused the Lolla Blog at all, then you may have have noticed that we tend to pay a little too much attention to what other people are wearing, when we should probably be focusing on, well, the purpose of the event itself. However, like good sons of the ADHD Generation, our attention is easily drawn toward what some may call, the lesser details.

We couldn't disagree more.

So before you make your decision to head out the door to the ballpark, stadium, arena, or court; let's talk about some common mistakes that people make either out of ignorance or insanity.

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