Let Me Get This Wrong...

So, you got rid of two terrible quarterbacks, so that you could... Bring in two more terrible quarterbacks?

Mike Holmgren, the fat genius, strikes again.

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Know How I Know You're Guilty?

Because you just hired the guy that got the jury to believe that Ray Lewis wasn't a murderer...

Even though we all know he is.

Just substitute the word "murderer" for another negative descriptor and you get the picture. Even if that word is only "scumbag", because at the very least, there's no way Ben is ever sidestepping that categorization.

Welcome to Kobeland.

Better Know a Contender?

We all make mistakes.  Some of us make nothing but.  Somtimes mistakes are permanent.

Oops, I killed mommy!  

Others are minor and barely noteworthy.

You fucked your cousin?!

Some are serious, but ultimately correctible.

You bought a blue denim jacket?   Return that shit, you asshole.

Introducing the NHL's blue denim jacket from Columbus.

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