Monday, December 7, 2009

My Music Week was Better than Yours


Sure, the weather outside is about to get awfully inconsiderate, but still, pre-New Year has to be considered the most wonderful time of year.

Why?  Even if you're anti-Christmas (which, if you are, you're an idiot from any religio-socio perspective), there is still plenty to love about this season.  Whether it is the free vacation time, the fact that everyone become as lazy about work as I am, or the rapid rise in the consumption of booze, there is something for everybody!  Maybe with the exception of recovering alcoholics... Sorry.

But the real reason why I love this time of year is due to the retrospective window that opens as the year crawls to an end.  And this year is even better, because not only do we get to compile a Best of 2009, but we also get to make our Best of the 2000's, drawn up in the most self-serving of fashions to legitimize our own tastes and cast dispersions upon those foolish enough to have differing opinions.

32 Things


As you may or may not have noticed, this blog is strongly biased toward two things in life: football and music.  We try to unify the two in print as well as we do in our own minds, but these things do not necessarily translate all that well when traveling between the abstract to the tangible.  But this new segment appears to be prepped for success and understanding.  It combines our favorite sport with one of our favorite songs and the two get along just fine, even if it is also combined with one of our least favorite things; NFL recap posts.  Regardless, it's 32 Things!



Why? Because why?

Giants: Because when the bitter cold turns Coughlin's face even more red, the Giants play even harder.

Colts:  Because dude... They're still only the Titans

Niners: Because Frank Gore obviously didn't realize that the fantasy playoffs are right around the corner.

Friday, December 4, 2009

En Route: Punkin' Out


 

As in punkin' out.

Not in the way that I will be with Ted Leo and the Pharmacists this weekend, but more along the lines of, "Hey Jables, you doing THE SHEET® this week?  Or, are you punkin' out?"

Jables?

God damn you, Jables...

Countdown to 2010: Quick Draw Edition


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!




The Punisher

Sure, the Mayweather-Pacquiao news has dominated the boxing world over the last few weeks and with good reason.  However, for those fearful of life after THE fight, I present to your Paul "The Punisher" Williams.  You may not have heard of him, and with good reason.  He's a 6'2" monster with a 7-foot reach known for punching in bunches.  He just so happens to be the most feared fighter in the realm of Middleweights.  As a result, no one really wants to fight him.

HEADLINES. . . !




Mama Artest: Pregnancy Led to Stress, Drinking...


Marion Hossa's divided loyalties surface when he shoots on own net...


Canada no longer accepting visa applications from upstate New York...


Iverson happy to be back where it all started, fell apart...


Tim Lincecum elated to accept such a "groovy" award...


Pacquiao-Mayweather now being prescribed as safe alternative to Viagra...


Lovie Smith on instant replay: I'm retarded...


Adrian Peterson cited for speeding, fumbles during sobriety test...


Racist Sammy Sosa attends benefit dinner in Whiteface...


Tiger Woods proves that only being half-Asian still a handicap while driving...