Arkansas athletics struggling to find willing opponents for upcoming season in wake of Swine Flu epidemic
Commissioner Bettman thrilled to know that Internet porn will not be necessary over the next 4-7 Penguins-Capitals games
ESPN apparently unaware that Joakim Noah is WICKED UGLY
New England Patriots stock-piling draft picks, placing them in underground bunker, just in case this 'Swine Flu Shit" really hits the fan
Millions of Rays' fans witness Matt Garza toss a near no-hitter... From their living rooms.
Tracy McGrady happy his teammates could finally get him to the second round of the playoffs.
Al Davis on alleged Michael Crabtree snub: 'Everyone knows there is no such thing as a crab tree"
Chicago Bulls basketball fans wondering when Coach Del Negro is finally going to give Michael some playing time
Zach Greinke depressed by how feeble hitters are against him
A Rod's mother took steroids while pregnant... With A Rod.
Save Free Darko
I had a roommate once who's then-girlfriend remarked when seeing Noah for the first time (while still at Florida, "wow, he's pretty attractive."
ReplyDeleteIt was then decided that aforementioned roommate was officially topping out at a "3" on the standard 1-10 scale of attractiveness, and that the comment was more of a slam against him than his girlfriend's taste.
"Boston oblivious to the rest of America hating it's guts."
ReplyDelete"The rest of America in tank as economy joins Rocco Baldelli on the DL"
Although there is really nothing wrong with finding Chewbacca attractive...
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