But First!

We've all been alerted to the genius that is Name of the Year, but are we aware of all the corporate knock-offs that have emerged as a result of its existence? 

One such entrepreneur (read: thief), and good friend of FSD, has scoured the records of his employer to locate and provide us all with some of the best names that his terrible, terrible job has to offer.

It's the MT Name of the Year!

Rock the bracket, y'all.