Showing posts with label Assigning Deuce some homework. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Assigning Deuce some homework. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Lyme Disease is Vastly Overrated

Or so says my doctor, at least.

This is gonna be a tough week for FSD, unless Deuce is feeling strong enough to hoist this bastion of high art onto his robust shoulders and carries us into the mid-month. Unfortunately (for you), your trusty editorer is embroiled in an epic music orgy this week. I promise that if my drug-addled mind is capable of escaping the delirium, which excess is sure to induce, then I will certainly be pumping out all the posts that I can... Unless the tick that I just extracted from groin yesterday has anything to say about it.

I know, this is really bad timing considering that two of our favorite sports are climaxing, and especially in lieu of the fact that we have learned Tom Brady is a mutant this week. I promise to do what I can, and I promise to give Deuce as much shit as possible if he is unable to keep you entertained, and in turn, forces you to actually do some work for a change. And trust me, he suddenly has A LOT of time on his hands.

But never fear, for once I finally run this gauntlet, I should have some smashing stories for all of you... Or at the very least I will have plenty of gloating to jam down your gullets. And fuck ticks, man...

Drugs!

Friday, February 13, 2009

Valley of the Suck


Also, Deuce will be blogging LIVE from the Kidnapping Capital of America, where the NBA All-Star festivities will be taking place this weekend. Which is to say he will be blogging from the parking lot outside of US Airways Arena by day, and going bar to bar in Scottsdale by night, attempting to snuggle up to Mo Williams in the process.