EAST SICKNESS

So, welcome to our sick, sick world. For those of you not already informed about our NFL Spreadsheet, then you are in for a treat. I guess the closest thing that one could compare this to is a crossword puzzle. An oft-filthy, offensive crossword puzzle, that you love. We provide the hints, you figure out who we're talking about, and then you pick the winner.

MOVIN' ON UP

I consider this to be the best region in this year's pool. Not only are the top 2 teams legit, but so are 3, 5, and 6. No offense meant to Xavier, but you can't win your own crappy tournament? Plus they jammed a bunch of semi to not-so-deserving BIG 10 and BIG 12 teams into this bracket, just to make it as unpredictable as possible. So at worst, this is the most watched region. At best, it's a bloodbath and that's what we look for during March. Look at that 8-9 matchup?! Goodness. Whoever comes out of this region maybe worse for wear. But I'll tell you what, this is definitely Pitt's style.


1 Wanamakercum

16 ManPigRam


8 Obi Wan

9 Shooting Chism


5 Fucked Stiff University

12 My main man, Pat BOHANNON!


4 Mouseketeers

13 Viking It Out


6 He Must Break You

11 The Larry Sanders Show


3 Supernova

14 Hulk Hogan U.


7 Mr. Dogus

10 Shamalama Ding Dong


2 Blue Angels

15 Nitrous Binghies

Upset special:

Bohannon over FSU... only because it would be wicked stupid if it happened

Upset to avoid:

Vikes over Mouseketeers... No way