SOUTH SICKNESS

So, welcome to our sick, sick world. For those of you not already informed about our NFL Spreadsheet, then you are in for a treat. I guess the closest thing that one could compare this to is a crossword puzzle. An oft-filthy, offensive crossword puzzle, that you love. We provide the hints, you figure out who we're talking about, and then you pick the winner.

GOIN' DOWN SOUTH


So my Tarheel buddy, claims right off the bat this morning that UNC once again got screwed by being put into the toughest conference. I shot back by telling him that nothing could be further from the truth. After all, they did get to play in the ACC this year... zing! But honestly, unless you are in the bottom half of this region. Illinois? Gonzaga? Forgive me if these two teams do not derail me from sending UNC directly to the Elite 8. However, if you're an Oklahoma fan? Might hold off on those travel plans to Memphis. And once again, an astounding 8-9 match up... I am letting Illinois know that they are on notice. Could be the 5-12 upset lock.



1 Psycho Tease

16 Flohr D'Oeurves


8 Tasminian Devils

9 Mr. Belvedere


5 Annoising Coach

12 Slaughterhouse 5


4 Northwest Nuggets

13 Bron Kron


6 STD U.

11 Lloyd Christmas Limo Service


3 Q's

14 Stone Cold Stunners


7 Booker T

10 Big Blew


2 Austin's Johnson

15 Holmes Schooled

Upset special:

Slaughterhouse over The Nois... Just be careful is all

Upset to avoid:

Lloyd Christmas over STD's... When did the A-10 start carrying so much weight again?