SWEET SICKNESS

So, welcome BACK to our sick, sick world. First two rounds pretty much went by the books, but remember who told you to take Western Kentucky, Wisconsin, and Cleveland State, but also to avoid Temple, Mississippi State, and Portland St. And fuck Arizona. They still shouldn't be in the tournament. At this point, upsets are pretty much out of the equation. Considering the lack of lower-seeds remaining, and based on the constant flux at the top of the rankings this year, it seems that anything is really possible, and that is all right by this mother fucker right here. So, let's get this shit show on the road. Sweet Sixteen y'all! Here it go:

Heartland

1 Kaiser Sosa

12 Desert Hillbillies


3 Selfish Bastards

2 Izzopentoanal


Mild Mild West


1 Like Oden, but Worse

5 Marijajuana


3 Tiller the Hun

2 Return of the Mack


Big East


1 Young's Guns

4 Cincinnapi-Headed Hoes


3 Reverend J. Wright

2 White Devils


Southie Dude


1 Duke West

4 Zig Zags


3 Devendork

2 Charlie Brown and the Peanuts


Upset specials:

Are we serious? The only real potential upset in this case would be Arizona over Louisville. Since you already know our feelings on them, we should continue no further. So instead, a few of us from the team are just gonna pick the winners. Here it go:

B. Lee:

Villains

B Jays

Purdudes

Cali Fornicators

Pitt Stain Balls

Ova N' Ova

Yeahhh Royyyy

Griffters

Favorite game aside from the one where Duke loses: Pitt - Xavier

Deucedeuce:

King Louis VILL over Future Lottery Bustinger

I.Z.Z.O over Self-Denial

Boiler Room Brawl over the Cheaters (and really, get fucked Calhoun. Slimebag.)

DeJuan's Dumpster Babies over Jesuitkateers

Dante's Inferno over Ratface, ScheyerFace, SinglerBalls and the rest.

I Don't Really Like Light Blue Shirts over Abba Zagga, you my only friend.

Mulatto Caveman over the Orangina

Favorite game aside from the one where Duke loses: Memphis vs. Missoura. That shit's gonna be a dogfight at a frenetic pace, y'all. Belie-dat. I picked the Tigers...but I'll be rooting for the TIGERS, if you get my shit. 40 Minutes of Hell won me my first ever bracket pool. Do it to 'em, Mizzou.