Dealing with some high science here as the image above suggests. However, as soon as the sheet ® drops this will become much more obvious. And before we begin, allow me to offer a demonstration:
Started off with a South Park episode...
Mr. Ginger
Then it evolved with a Flight of the Conchords episode...
Gingerballs
But due to irreconcilable gender differences (as well as another South Park episode)...
Ginger Minge
Then for the sake of brevity...
Ginge (Jin-Jeh)
And lastly to class things up a bit...
Le Ginge.
So it is fairly straightforward. It just takes time. Much like the former hunk of coal that hangs around the finger of your automaton of a companion.
But if we apply this same progression to the sports world we come to the case of one, Willie Parker
Affectionately referred to by his teammates as...
Fast Willie
But he's hurt all the time and thus earns the following moniker
Glass Willie
Yet, that does not really sound like an athlete does it?
Instead...
It sounds like a...
Dildo
Willie Parker is The Dildo.
Make sense? As you can see, season can't start soon enough, ladies and gents.
You forgot the foundation of the entire nickname. Le Ginge's bright, bushy, red Keith Van Horn beard.
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