Where They Do Roll On Shabbos

So this actually exists?  Why I am surprised simply that their is no Philadelphia contingency considering that the birthplace of freedom, also happens to be the birthplace skee ball...

Surprised you didn't know that.

Go on...

THE SHEET®: Week 6

Mmmmmm... Sheety

You are all about to get a firsthand look at what happens when you let the tiger out of it's cage.   Destruction at its finest.

But you see, this is not just an ordinary tiger.  For it's a fucking circus tiger; face-painted and full of shenanigans, making an absolute mockery of the institution that we hold so dear to our hearts.

I should give you fair warning; some of the images contained in the associated link are of an adult nature and could very well be considered to be disturbing.  So, hide the women and children, get the hand lotion ready, and be prepared for some 2 Girls 1 Cup-level humor and nausea.

This is what we get for always having to include Jables in everything we do...

Introducing: Evolution of a Nickname

Dealing with some high science here as the image above suggests. However, as soon as the sheet ® drops this will become much more obvious. And before we begin, allow me to offer a demonstration:

Started off with a South Park episode...


Mr. Ginger


Then it evolved with a Flight of the Conchords episode...


Gingerballs


But due to irreconcilable gender differences (as well as another South Park episode)...


Ginger Minge


Then for the sake of brevity...


Ginge (Jin-Jeh)


And lastly to class things up a bit...


Le Ginge.

So it is fairly straightforward. It just takes time. Much like the former hunk of coal that hangs around the finger of your automaton of a companion.

But if we apply this same progression to the sports world we come to the case of one, Willie Parker

Affectionately referred to by his teammates as...


Fast Willie


But he's hurt all the time and thus earns the following moniker


Glass Willie


Yet, that does not really sound like an athlete does it?

Instead...

It sounds like a...


Dildo


Willie Parker is The Dildo.


Make sense? As you can see, season can't start soon enough, ladies and gents.