IT IS FOOTBALL SEASON YET!

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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Everybody's happy!

EV-RY-BOD-YYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

We'll be dropping THE complete SHEET® on you tomorrow, but we didn't want you to head into opening football night without a little taste.

So for tonight's game, this is what we got:

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Beefdale's Breast Reduction (+6)

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Uncle Ben's Secret Rape Shed
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Deuce: Rothlies Rape Kit
Le Ginge: "Tell the whore to pay her own 100k to charity"
Jables... Jables!: "Innocent" Rape Artists
b. Lee: I hate to be unique but... Ben's Slippery Steel

That makes 4 dudes, all riding the Steel... Picture it...

Okay. It's what we've worked so long and hard for, ladies and gents. Enjoy the show.