THE SHEET®: Week 5 Results

You all had fair warning, but one of you decided that it was worth rolling the dice.  Jables Durst decided it was more important to cuddle up with his anal squeeze all Saturday night, rather than to jump on the 'Net  and get his picks in appropriately and punctually.  Well, let's just say that we don't expect him to make the same mistake twice...

Wait, this is the second time he's done this already?

Well, let's just say it won't... Oh, who the fuck am I kidding?  Anyway, when it does happen again, he can expect the same treatment he received this time through.

Speaking of Jables, who's on Sheet duty this week?  Ohhh shit.  So, tell you what I'm going to do: I'm going to place and maintain your expectations at the lowest position possible.  After all, this is his first time as The Sheetmaster® and he's really not funny nor is he all that entertaining of a human being,   So in all seriousness, don't expect much from THE SHEET® this week.  We'll try and make it up to you come week 7, of course.

Oh yeah, and in other news, Le Gina is the winner this week, but that's really a contradiction in terms so don't take it to heart.

We're all waiting, Jables; impatient and shuddersome.  Good luck...

You're gonna need it!