Thursday Night Sheet-Storm, eh?

Or, Football Night in Canada

It is...

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At

sort of...

Call it in the air, hoser...

Wife Shopping with Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods and agent Mark Steinberg discuss recent events while at lunch early Thursday afternoon.

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Man, I Wanna Be the GM, Man

Yesterday the Boston Bruins signed standout playmaker Marc Savard to a seven-year contract extension which will keep the talented centerman in black and gold through the 2015 season.  The deal was pretty reasonable as far as first-line centers go ($4.2 mil per year), but still, what the fuck?  This wouldn't be such a big issue, but based on some other recent signings, B's management seems intent on relegating the team to the middle of the pack for the next decade.  Savard is a great player, but has a reputation for being soft and just so happens to be on the wrong side of 30.

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Rock CriDick: Threadbare by Port O'Brien

Before even pressing play on your iPod or player, before you even have the opportunity to decipher the lyrical presentation, and prior to the first note of the opening track, the listener has all kinds of signals that what is about to transpire will be a somber affair.  Whether it is the melancholic cover art, the In Memoriam displayed in the liner notes, or the title of the album itself, the participant should be aware that heartbreak, daddy issues, and occasional outbursts of unhinged emotion will follow once the disc starts spinning its swirl of oppressive darkness and resilient light.

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Dear Charlie Weis

We here at Weiss Guys Car Wash in Phoenix, Arizona have been closely following your struggles as well as your recent misfortune for some time now.  We have been always been loyal Notre Dame fans, as we originally hail from northern Illinois, just outside Rockford.  We just feel terrible about your most recent setback and well, we just wanted to be the first one to offer you a new and exciting opportunity with us down here in the valley.

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THE SHEET®: Week 12 Results

Let's play, If you were a football team, which team would you be?

New York Giants (b. Lee)

Sure you've had some success in recent years, but you just can't get your shit together this season, huh? Plantar Fasciitis, you say?  Major bullshiitis, we say.  Maybe that's the reason you can't run the ball and will finish the season somewhere around .500

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