It's difficult to review an album that immediately turns your stomach within the first few words uttered. In fact, who knew the English language could trigger such recoil? Maybe it has something to do with the words horchata and balaclava being used in consecutive lines as the rhyming convention that managed to push the right buttons. Unfortunately, the maddening effect that Contra has on the mind of the listener is not pacified once you finally manage to escape the evil clutches of this kind of Ivy-League-family-ski-trip discourse.
In the 2009 playoffs, the Bruins lost to the Carolina Hurricanes in 7 games. In those game in which the Bruins were victorious, 12 goals were scored and only 3 were allowed. In their 4 losses, 5 goals were scored and 13 were allowed. There may be no other team in the league where the offense and defense are so intextricably linked. If the offense cannot score, then the defense will crumble. If the offense does score, well then the defense is stout.
According to ESPN, Al Davis has been actively searching for a new head coach for the Oakland Raiders. The only issue is that Tom Cable is already the head coach and has not yet been fired. 
THE SHEET will not be deterred neither by your oppressive attempts to squash our civil rights nor by your pervasive fascist ideologies that seek to dampen our progressive spirit, maaaaan.
For years the world has been broken up into First World and Third world states. The first world organizes lop-sided trade deals with their lesser neighbors in order to keep the economic scales titled in their favor, threatening with that same economic and/or military force should any country "get out of line." And we pampered travelers hop on down to these paradises, expecting better treatment then we would get in our own neighborhoods, well, because these people should be happy that I am stimulating their economies by being here in the first place! These simple, uneducated, savages. And the paternalistic cycle of psychological warfare continues unabated.
The regular season has drawn to a close, and with it, so has our weekly installment of THE SHEET®. Thank heavens, right? It's a little difficult to make it all worthwile when your collaborators take about as much interest in the process as your fanbase, and you get streamrolled by a slow moving rush of apathy that threatens the heart and soul of, well, the heart of soul of FSD itself. But let's go head and put a nice, shiny bow in this turd, shall we?
Can you say "Draft Stock"? Can you also say "Rising"? While the Alabama O-line certainly deserves plenty of the credit, we are going to give it all to Mark Ingram instead. Rushing for 116 yards on 22 carries, Mark Ingram gashed the stout Texas defensive line all night long. And while the loss of Colt McCoy surely damaged not just the Texas offense, but the psyche of the entire team, there is little exuse for allowing 235 rushing yards in the biggest game of your lives. Ingram's got both the power and speed to be successful in the NFL. Let's hope he stays healthy... For his daddy.
According to early reports out of Bristol, Charlie Weis may be joining former and fellow coordinator Romeo Crennel, recently hired as a Defensive Coordinator, as an Offensive Coordinator for the Kansas City Chiefs 
There aren't many movies that have come out in the last decade or so that have caused as much controversy as Wild Things. Half the critics loved it (or at least accepted it) and the other half despised it. Any 14 to 40-somethign male probably watched it late one night when the wife or the parents went off to bed, hoping for something... stir. The film featured a nearly burnt out Neve Campbell, as well as a Denise Richards searching for her last great attempt at stardom. Call it a tasteful porno. Well, until you introduce Matt Dillon, and then how could the acting be confused with anything else aside from pornography? At least then the movie would have an excuse for pedaling such laughable dialogue.
