Blogsturbation Monday

Yeah, that's not how that word is spelled.  Clean it up before Miami, Colts fans.

Two Weeks Notice. I'm just wondering why the playoffs were even necessary at this point? After a very emotional NFL playoff we have arrived at the conclusion that we knew as early as Week 10: the Colts and Saints are the two best teams in the league. 

The Colts got onto the dance floor by simply outclassing the Jets as they did to so many other teams this season after being down early (Jags, Pats, Fins, Texans).  And the Saints, well, they merely choked one less time than the Vikings did in order to squeeze their way into the Super Bowl.

On the losing side, the Jets simply did not have the firepower to hang with the Jets.  Sure, losing Greene early was huge, but Thomas Jones is more than capable of picking up the slack.  Matt Sanchez may had his best game of the season even in lieu of that late interception.  If he can make plays in the future like he did yesterday than the Jets may have the opportunity to earn my respect... Maybe.  The Vikings, on the other hand, resembled a professional wrestler on the wrong end of the predetermined outcome.  Fumbles, INTs, and penalties all combined to do the BFF all-stars in this time around.  Will BFF be back next year?  I'll let the ESPN inundation deal with that for the next 2 to 22 weeks.  And how much cooler would this Super Bowl be if these two teams were still undefeated?  Thanks, New England Patriots.
Plenty more analysis/love/hate to follow, once the sadness of the last multi-game NFL Sunday has passed.

Adventures in Cock-Gobbling.  So, Joe Buck's verbal fellatio of one BFF continued unabated, specifically when he uttered the following line early in the second half:

I don't know if the legend can grow any more.

So, for all of those wondering at home, Joe Buck's penis has a nickname, and it is Legend.

Mission Accomplished. In what was the most exciting and important development in yesterday's events, the Saints succesfully completed Operation BFF.  As a result of this outcome, the Saints have no earned my loyal support for the 2010 season.  I mean, it's pretty lame that I will now have to fully support the greatest bandwagon team in recent NFL history, but shit, it's better than being a Cowboys fan, right?