The Buffalo Bills are a sad sack organization. They have a great fanbase, but it is a tortured one. If the Bills aren't wallowing in the basement of the AFC East, well then they are off losing consecutive Super Bowls four at a time. Sadly, this is the most interesting point of note for the entire organization. Don't believe it? Well then allow us to extend an invitation so that you may find out for yourself. You are ALL invited to bear witness to the wretched hilarity that is the Buffalo Bills Daily calendar.
What's that? The season is over, so why are we still talking Bills? Well, little Jimmy, just because the season is over doesn't mean the fun has to end!
Thursday, January 15th
Bills Fact
On this day (like, on this. very. day.) Buffalo Bill sackmaster and Hall of Famer Bruce Smith pleaded guilty to a DUI charge stemming from an incident back in May of 2009 in the state of Virginia. After being pulled over by police officers, Smith failed several field sobriety tests that were administered. Bills fans maintain that Bruce Smith failed the sobriety tests due to his lingering knee issues that ultimately led to his retirement. However the judge ruled in favor of the State, fining the NFL all-time sack leader $1,000 and was sentencing him to a mandatory alcohol safety program.
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On the bright side, Bills fans, what is one more failure in the grand scheme of things? Sure this is disgraceful and embarassing, but so is your football team, so all in all, you have got bigger issues to deal with. Things such as, who is your quarterback next year? Honestly, who is the hells is going to be your quarterback next year. And perhaps most importantly, will it even matter?
And while we here at FSD won't be bringing these interesting factoids... daily, we will do you the favor of cherry-picking the GEMS such as the one above, so that you are able to know only the truly important details concerning this sad bastard franchise. Until the next black eye, Go Billies!
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