THE SHEET®: Results

The regular season has drawn to a close, and with it, so has our weekly installment of THE SHEET®.  Thank heavens, right?  It's a little difficult to make it all worthwile when your collaborators take about as much interest in the process as your fanbase, and you get streamrolled by a slow moving rush of apathy that threatens the heart and soul of, well, the heart of soul of FSD itself.  But let's go head and put a nice, shiny bow in this turd, shall we?

Le Gingina won the whole daggon thing this year, amassing an astonishingly pedestrian record of 134-114-6 ($55) and pulling down 7 victories on the season.  As you can see, friends, it doesn't take much to succeed week to week.  The rest of the pack followed in equally underwhelming fashion:

Jables: 134-114-6 (-$25. 3 weeks won)
Deuce: 133-115-6 (-$5. 4 weeks won)
b. Lee: 129-119-6 (-$25. 3 weeks won)

Not that Gingevitis will ever actually see any actual money, but how do those records and dollar allotments even make sense?  Anyway, looking at the individual weeks, Week 13 was the most disappointing, with the boys posting a .359 winning percentage.  The again, Week 15 wasn't too pretty either.  But fittingly enough, we started and ended the season with the best percentage of all (.625).

Lastly, at the beginning of the season we were asked to make a few predictions.  And while no money was on the line, a whole bunch of credibility was.

Hits... 

- Sleeper squads: Bengals (Ginge), Jets (Deuce... even if a 9-7 sleeper is bullshit)
- Snoozer squads: Texans AND Panthers (b. Lee), Giants! and Titans (Deuce), Dolphins (Deuce/Jables)
- Individual Breakout: Cedric Benson (Ginge), VJJ (b. Lee), Greg Olsen (Deuce.. bout time), and Vernon Davis (Deuce/Jables... aren't they cute?)
- Individual Bust: T. Owens and The Dildo (Deuce)
- Rookies: Harvin (Ginge) and Knowshon (Deuce)

And Misses.

- Sleeper squads: Browns (b. Lee... honestly.), Seahawks and Jaguars (Jables),  Niners (Deuce/Jables)
- Snoozer squads: Packers and Ravens (Ginge), Vikings, Cardinals, and Colts (Jables)
- Individual Breakout: Chris Henry (b. Lee... Ahem), Run DMC and the entire Bears offense (Deuce), Housh? (Jables... okayyy).
- Individual Bust: Aaron Rodgers (Ginge), Kurt Warner (b. Lee/Jables), CHRIS JOHNSON (Deuce), BFF and Philip Rivers (wow... Jables)
- Rookies: James Davis (b. Lee)
- Super Bowl Contenders: TBD... BUT, Giants (b. Lee) and Steelers (Deuce)

So, thanks to everyone for sticking with us.  Your long, blog-fueled nightmare is finally over.  But then again, I've always been a fan wearing out my welcome, so let's keep the good times rolling!

THE SHEET®: Wild Card Edition