Friday Bonebag

/Friday Shitbag

Bonebag:
Can you say "Draft Stock"?  Can you also say "Rising"?  While the Alabama O-line certainly deserves plenty of the credit, we are going to give it all to Mark Ingram instead.  Rushing for 116 yards on 22 carries, Mark Ingram gashed the stout Texas defensive line all night long.  And while the loss of Colt McCoy surely damaged not just the Texas offense, but the psyche of the entire team, there is little exuse for allowing 235 rushing yards in the biggest game of your lives.  Ingram's got both the power and speed to be successful in the NFL.  Let's hope he stays healthy... For his daddy.




Shitbag:

Because winning another National Title really doesn't change anything in the end.  1st and 10 on the Texas 5-yard line, with about 80 seconds to go in the game: TAKE A KNEE, SHITFACE.  You had plenty of opportunity the run up the score in the third quarter.  Instead, you sat on the ball and allowed a freshman quarterback to become comfortable enough to mount a comeback.  You couldn't shutdown Shipley even that's ALL you needed to do, and how about that fake punt call?  Thanks for the National Title, now go fuck yourself.

Oh, and a Bonebag honorable mention to Garrett Gilbert of Texas.  It will probably be the worst performance of your career, and that's actually something to be happy about.  Good luck, brother.