Introducing The pCSL!

Is there anything in life better than a nice, quiet night with your sweetheart by the fire?  You have just shared a nice meal, maybe had a few glasses of wine, and now you are ready to relax and allow the evening to take you where it may.  That is until....

OOPS!

What on earth is that funky smell?

"Honey, when was the last time our chimney was cleaned?"

"Well, we used the Chimney Sweeping Log at the beginning of the season.  So, it shouldn't be the fireplace that's the problem."

"No, darling.  I'm afraid it is not our chimney.  It's your chimney."

"What? Muh... My chimney?"

"'Fraid so, sweetie pie.  Your puss-pipes need a cleaning."

"Oh my..."

"Don't be embarrassed, sexy pants, we got the pCSL."

"The pCSL?"

That's right, stinky crotch!  The Pussy-Chimney Sweeping Log was designed for even the most clogged of baby canals!

Don't ever let another crusty 'gina ruin another romantic evening.  With the pCSL, it's as easy as 1-2-3!

While in the straddle position, simply light the the pCSL at both ends, spread your flapperdoodles, and in just minutes, the pCSL will smoke out all that nasty shmeg that has been turning your panties into a silken gas chamber for the last... who knows how long!

And then, it's back to the action:

"You smell that, sweetheart?"

"Nope."

"Me neither."

"Mmmmm... Thanks Pussy-Chimney Sweeping Log."

So don't allow your rancid box cheese to prevent any future satisfaction!  Get the pCSL today and let him know where his tongue really belongs!

The pCSL is available at all Wal-Marts, Targets, and sex shops nationwide.  The pCSL may result in a smoky vaginal odor for 2-3 days after use, but after all, you did just straddle a flaming log, so what do you expect?  Additional studies are required in order to determine if the pCSL is safe for pregnant women, but until then, use at your own risk.