A Lovers Guide to the NFC Wild Card

"The world needs haters lovers. Without them, we'd be faced with a society of people walking around, consistently feeling good bad about themselves."

- Deuce

Because the team(s) sponsored here at FSD have both been bounced from the playoffs and/or never made it, and in lieu of the fact that we must pick a team to support, we are choosing to say, "fuck it Yay!" If we are gonna be forced (in the end) to lend our support to some unworthy collection of impressive athletes, then we will not do so without a fight! And so without any additional delay, let us introduce the detestable lovable candidates!

The Majestics

Why are they worthy of your support: Because everyone loves a comeback.  No, not Michael Vick's comeback.  But Brian Westbrook's, you know, considering he is probably the key to the Eagles whole playoff run.  Here's to a headache-free playoff run, buddy.

Because how about how awesome DeSean Jackson is?  Forget Usain Bolt.  I want to see Chris Johnson race this dude. 

And because how about a team with the balls to ditch the heart and soul of their defense only to come out perhaps even stronger and make the playoffs.

Why they are unworthy of your support: Because Andy Reid should probably be replaced if the Eagles do not make the Super Bowl.  Enough is enough, big man, and would it be so bad if you had to go home and be a dad for once?  Family looks like they could probably use it.

Space Cowboys

Why they are worthy of your support: Because who can't win in December now?!?

Because who decides to pitch consecutive shutouts to end the season, in addition to waxing two potential playoff opponents in two out of the last three weeks of the season?

Because how can you hate Tony Romo?  Dude's just a good guy.  Sure, he dated a bag of rocks for a few years, but you wouldn't tap that?  He was just too nice to break it off when he should have.  Namely, the minute after he busted that first nut. 

Why they are unworthy of your support: Because of Roy Williams.  He's just a lazy thief, plain and simple.

The Lead Farmers

Why they are worthy of your mother fucking support: Because what say we remove BFF's memory from the collective consciousness up in this arctic wonderland?

Because Charles Woodson is the Rennaissance Man and it has been a pleasure to watch.

Because just try covering this wide receiver fleet.  You can't.  Nor should you even try.  It's like trying to wrangle a pack of cheetahs... Beautiful, cheese-colored cheetahs

Why are they unworthy of your support: Because if they were coached by anyone other than Mike McCarthy, then this team would have won their division, and an early exit brings them that much closer to having a superior coach.

Crouching Buzzsaw

Why they are worthy of your support:  Because who else do you want playing and beating the Colts in the Super Bowl?

Because if you support Kurt Warner, then you're supporting Jesus Christ and the Kingdom of God, and well, it's not the worst idea we've heard today.

Because the Cardinals might be the most exciting team in the NFL.  They are never out of any game unless they're playing the 49ers, and they can play on both sides of the ball.  They tasted glory last year and now they want more.

Why they are unworthy of your support: Because they represent the worst city on the planet.

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Which of these teams honestly does NOT have a chance of representing the NFC?  Are the Saints or (/gagging) Vikings really that superior to any of these sqauds?  We don't think so.  So, spread the love y'all, for we got ourselves a splendid weekend of football coming toward us courtesy of the National side of the coin.  The AFC?  Yeah well, we'll deal with them soon enough.

The Loving - XTC