Iowa quarterback and "Middle American" hero Ricky Stanzi had a helluva game last night in the Orange Bowl to lead the Hawkeyes to a win over Georgia Tech, and cost me $20 in the process. Who bets on an ACC team that runs the triple-wing option to not only win, but cover a 6 point spread? This asshole.
More importantly on a global scale, FoxSports talking head Chris Meyers teed up a patriotic softball for Stanzi on the field after the game, and Johnny Football ripped it out of the park.
More importantly on a global scale, FoxSports talking head Chris Meyers teed up a patriotic softball for Stanzi on the field after the game, and Johnny Football ripped it out of the park.
(courtesy of With Leather)
What's better than being American? Being Ricky-motherfucking-Stanzi, that's what.
Hold on a second...that sounds like a nickname evolving...
Terrorists, your game is indeed through. Ricky "Team America" Stanzi intends to make you lick his butt and suck on his balls for the remainder of his natural life.
Which will likely be spent as Head Coach of a mediocre high school football team in Clarksville, Iowa.
LET THE HAWWWWKEYE SOOOOOARRRRR, LIKE IT'S NEVER, SOOOOOARRRRRED BEFORRRRRE
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm going with Corning, Iowa, but only time will tell.
I really wish they would have included that whole song in the movie. Priceless.
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