One, Love

Oh, hey there, sweet thing... I can see that you're all ready to get this started.  I am happy about it, too.  But before we get to the now, let's talk a little bit about what things were like before we first met.  That can be fun.

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A Lovers Guide to the AFC Divisional

"The world needs haters lovers. Without them, we'd be faced with a society of people walking around, consistently feeling good bad about themselves."

- Deuce

Because the team(s) sponsored here at FSD have both been bounced from the playoffs and/or never made it, and in lieu of the fact that we must pick a team to support, we are choosing to say, "fuck it Yay!" If we are gonna be forced (in the end) to lend our support to some unworthy collection of impressive athletes, then we will not do so without a fight! Sure, the playoffs on the whole have been disappointing, considering that 75% of the games have been blowouts.  And maybe the games stunk the most in the AFC.  But, not this time.  No!  This time the AFC is going to show us a thing or two.  And so without any additional delay, let us introduce the detestable lovable candidates!

Devil Rays

Why they are worthy of your support: Because they could very well ugly their way into the Super Bowl with a an effective running game and solid defense.  And when have we seen that before?

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A Lovers Guide to the NFC Divisional

"The world needs haters lovers. Without them, we'd be faced with a society of people walking around, consistently feeling good bad about themselves."

- Deuce

Because the team(s) sponsored here at FSD have both been bounced from the playoffs and/or never made it, and in lieu of the fact that we must pick a team to support, we are choosing to say, "fuck it Yay!" If we are gonna be forced (in the end) to lend our support to some unworthy collection of impressive athletes, then we will not do so without a fight! Sure, the playoffs on the whole have been disappointing, considering that 75% of the games have been blowouts.  But we had one good game!  And where did it occur?  In the NFC.  And so without any additional delay, let us introduce the detestable lovable candidates!

Holy Mole

Why they are worthy of your support: Because it's New Orleans!  They're so loveable!  And fun!  And dude... New Orleans!  Katrina?  Dude...

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A Lovers Guide to the AFC Wild Card

"The world needs haters lovers. Without them, we'd be faced with a society of people walking around, consistently feeling good bad about themselves."

- Deuce

Because the team(s) sponsored here at FSD have both been bounced from the playoffs and/or never made it, and in lieu of the fact that we must pick a team to support, we are choosing to say, "fuck it Yay!" If we are gonna be forced (in the end) to lend our support to some unworthy collection of impressive athletes, then we will not do so without a fight! Sure, it's not the NFC, but we can still (try) and be excited about the AFC, right?  RIGHT?!?  And so without any additional delay, let us introduce the detestable lovable candidates!

El Al Airlines

Why they are worthy of your support: Because Rex Ryan is a man when you are too busy being afraid to be a man.

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A Lovers Guide to the NFC Wild Card

"The world needs haters lovers. Without them, we'd be faced with a society of people walking around, consistently feeling good bad about themselves."

- Deuce

Because the team(s) sponsored here at FSD have both been bounced from the playoffs and/or never made it, and in lieu of the fact that we must pick a team to support, we are choosing to say, "fuck it Yay!" If we are gonna be forced (in the end) to lend our support to some unworthy collection of impressive athletes, then we will not do so without a fight! And so without any additional delay, let us introduce the detestable lovable candidates!

The Majestics

Why are they worthy of your support: Because everyone loves a comeback.  No, not Michael Vick's comeback.  But Brian Westbrook's, you know, considering he is probably the key to the Eagles whole playoff run.  Here's to a headache-free playoff run, buddy.

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