Let's play, If you were a football team, which team would you be? New York Giants (b. Lee)
Sure you've had some success in recent years, but you just can't get your shit together this season, huh? Plantar Fasciitis, you say? Major bullshiitis, we say. Maybe that's the reason you can't run the ball and will finish the season somewhere around .500
Atlanta Falcons (Deuce)
Put together a few wins recently and on occasion have even looked competitive. But doesn't feel like one giant shipment of damaged goods? Hey! We added Tony Gonzalez! Can he play defense? No? Well, I guess you're fucked then. On the bright side, you do have a young, overrated quarterback.... Heeeyyyy!!!
Denver Broncos (Jables)
Quite the run you had to start the season. I mean, it was all shitty luck, but hey we're happy for you. You've surpassed expectations for sure. But wait, who's your quarterback? Oh god... With drunky piloting this ship, we fully expect the tailspin to continue. What about the last game? Shit, even Columbus managed to hit land.
Dallas Cowboys (Le Ginge)
Look out. This team can't be stopped! That is, of course, until they are. Sure, a polished porcelain pickle looks better than a pile of Deucerrhea, but we're still talking tirds here. There are only a few weeks left, but like all excrement, it's only a matter of time before the stink overwhelms and needs to be flushed out. We're all guessing that time is sooner than later.
Speaking of shit.
I would post THE Fan SHEET, but no one filled it out. Thanks, gang!
No comments:
Post a Comment