32 Things

As you may or may not have noticed, this blog is strongly biased toward two things in life: football and music.  We try to unify the two in print as well as we do in our own minds, but these things do not necessarily translate all that well when traveling between the abstract to the tangible.  But this new segment appears to be prepped for success and understanding.  It combines our favorite sport with one of our favorite songs and the two get along just fine, even if it is also combined with one of our least favorite things; NFL recap posts.  Regardless, it's 32 Things! 

32 Things - moe.

Patriots: Unlike Randy Moss, FSD will never qu...

Jaguars: This team is not allowed into the playoffs.  We will support a 16-0 Colts season as long as it includes these jokers watching from home in January

Cowboys: Too bad Miles Austin's shit talking can't make up for the obvious lack of spirit from which this team suffers.

Falcons: They've lost 4 of their last 5 and still they're in the playoff hunt... And Michael Turner: you're fucking killing me.

Texans: Better late than never... I guess.

Bears: Enjoy these last 3 games, Lovie.

Steelers: Out with the same old "Smashmouth" in with the new "Grab-ass."

Dolphins: The NFL equivalent of a lower gum canker.

Eagles: Rooting for this team is like rooting for the weather.

Raiders: Welcome to Ryan Leaf-land.

Saints: Not going 16-0

Colts: Going 16-0

Redskins: Who the fuck is Fred Davis?

Jets: Sanchez... Clemens... Who gives a shit?

Lions: I'll say this about Matt Stafford: he's better than Daunte Culpepper.

Giants: Apparently the loss of Plaxico Burress has affected the defense more than the offense.

Chiefs: Suddenly that win over the Steelers isn't much to look back on.

Ravens: The bounty on  Willis McGahee is now up to $16,000.

Seahawks: This team SUCKS!

Vikings: Thanks for taking that first step toward the complete exposure of the Nati-headed Ho's.

Bengals: Is this team really going to win the AFC North?

Chargers: 8 in-a-row, dudes... Look.  Out.

Bills: Somehow this team has 5 wins.

Titans: See J? CJ Run?

Panthers: Randy Moss quit.  Unfortunately, so did our offense 7 weeks ago.

Rams: Null.  And Void.

Browns: They're like that kid who used to always get picked on in high school, who then just explodes one day and punches the bully in the face.

Buccaneers: Does anyone even care about this one?  Didn't think so.

Broncos: Who knew that all it took to make Brandon Marshall a top notch wide receiver was a little Kyle Orton?

Packers: You'll shoot your eye out...

Niners: What say y'all call it a season huh?  Let the Cardinals sharpen up before the playoffs?

Cardinals: We couldn't agree more.