Thursday, December 17, 2009

Ever Taken a Bite...


... Of a shit sandwich?





















Because if you are a Raiders fan, then you're about to!

Former number one overall draft pick JaMarcus Russell is now ostensibly 3rd on the depth chart behind "Five Guys" Charlie Frye and an injured Bruce Gradkowski.  Speaking of Gradkowski, how amusing is it now that since he is hurt the Raiders are suddenly scrambling to net some more depth at the quarterback position.

I can't tell if they are really that concerned, or if management is simply playing the role of ex-lover with respect to JaMark-ass, by signing JP "Don't call me Trent Edwards" Losman.  Because there's no way they could even consider putting him in, right?

RIGHT?!



There is no manual for hitting rock-bottom, but no one could accuse the Raiders of sticking feathers up their butt and pretending to be a chicken.

2 comments:

  1. Al Davis = The CryptKeeper from HBO's Tales from the Crypt......



    Jerry Jones = Future CryptKeeper/CryptKeeper in Training/A CryptKeepers Apprentice.

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  2. Al simply treats football like a game of Hearts. In this case, he is simply attempting to "Shoot the Moon"...

    Sad, I know.

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