As you may or may not have noticed, this blog is strongly biased toward two things in life: football and music. We try to unify the two in print as well as we do in our own minds, but these things do not necessarily translate all that well when traveling between the abstract to the tangible. But this new segment appears to be prepped for success and understanding. It combines our favorite sport with one of our favorite songs and the two get along just fine, even if it is also combined with one of our least favorite things; NFL recap posts. Regardless, it's 32 Things!
Panthers: So how many Moore games would they have won if Delhomme had drowned in a swamp last summer?
Jets: Rex Ryan must have been extra nice this year. My Sleeper Special controls its own destiny.
Rams: Congratulations! You've clinched a boy named Suh.
Giants: Congratulations! You're a fucking embarrassment.
Steelers: Probably should start calling the '08 Patriots for empathy.
Titans: Jeff Fisher, you're obligated to get Chris Johnson about 45 touches next week.
Niners: A BFF Hail Mary away from making Week 17 awfully interesting in the NFC.
Broncos: Paging Ed McCaffrey.
Packers: Looking like the most dangerous team in the NFC...like all the pundits said in preseason, then backed off of, and are now climbing back onto.
Cowboys: Miles Austin: you got a lot of growing up to do, pal. Every single catch does not merit a smiley celebration.
Bills: If a Brohm starts in the NFL and nobody notices, does it make a sound when he throws interceptions?
Saints: That's two weeks in a row both your lines have been smacked around. Get it the fuck together.
Chargers: Rollin'
Redskins: I haven't seen an offense this impotent since high school.
Browns: Quit kidding yourselves. Wins over the Chiefs and Raiders don't actually count.
Dolphins: Might want to consider playing a couple FULL games instead of just the second halves.
Seahawks: Giving up a touchdown to Ahman Green is like letting a paraplegic senior citizen fuck your girlfriend.
Jaguars: Nice effort with your season on the line. If you ignore Randy Moss, it doesn't make him go away.
Buccaneers: Showing some spunk lately. But why the hell would Cowher want to wear pewter?
Bengals: Doing a consistent job of playing down to the level of their opponent. One. and Done.
Cardinals: Is it possible that his WR's disguise the fact that Kurt Warner kinda sucks?
Colts: Mutiny.
Lions: Get Calvin Johnson the fuck outta here. Stat.
Patriots: Laurence Maroney may not get another meaningful carry this season.
Chiefs: Todd Haley is a cunt who deserves every bad thing that's happened to this team. There, I said it.
Ravens: Joe Flacco still hasn't stopped shitting his pants.
Eagles: Why does this team struggle to move the ball? McNabb is probably really good at skipping rocks.
Texans: This is the worst second half team in the league.
Raiders: This is the worst road team in the league.
Falcons: Beating everyone they should, and nobody they shouldn't.
Vikings: No better medicine for Favre's December yips than the...
Bears: put the blank checks to Cowher and Shanny in the mail. Priority mail, please.
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