Braking News

While Patriots fans are walking funny today as well as trying to separate endemic ass hair from foreign cock pube, we thought we'd share some rather interesting news:

It seems that half the teams in the league, whether winning or losing, are in the market for a new coach come 2010.  The Bills have been the aggressor in the early going but there have been audible rumblings out of Cleveland, Chicago, and Washington, as well.  However, perhaps the team that needs a new coach the most is in Green Bay.

Sure, if the season ended today, they'd be in the playoffs.  But I think this has more to do with the ineptitude of their competitors, rather than their own ability as a unit.  Has everyone forgotten that Bucs game from a few weeks back?  In fact, the Packers making the playoffs might be the worst thing for them.  Because in that case, an owner has much less cause to remove a Head Coach, even when that Head Coach is as terrible as Mike McCarthy.  The Packers are loaded with talent, and should be at least one win and one less embarassing loss to the Vikings better than they have been this year.

With all that being said, it comes as rather interesting news to hear that Mike Holmgren has returned to Wiscconsin and has seemingly taken an interest in some real estate in the process.  Of course, Coach Holmgren could simply be returning to the cozy confines of a familiar place, or he could be ready to make a move.  Are the Packers already planning to (wisely) sack McCarthy?  Or, is Holmgren simply snuggling up to the people of Chicago for the inevitable release of the Lovebug?  It is difficult to say, but you heard here first, folks...

Even if we're talking straight out of our ass.