(via ESPN) Brett Favre desires to play in Green Bay once again.
Or something like that. Maybe he wants to stay in New York, or maybe he wants to stay in back country Mississippi, playing touch football with small children.
You know what, this is the first and last time you will ever see us braking and/or faking news regarding Brett Favre. He's dead to us. Unless he commits suicide, of course, and then he'll really be dead to us. And to everyone else for that matter. At that time we'll have to post invitations to the celebration we throw in honor of that momentous, cream-inducing occasion. It's gonna be awesome.
But suicide is nothing to joke about. And besides, Brett Favre would never commit suicide. Because well, it's something you actually have to commit to.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
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If Brett Favre is a large enough douche to EVER even suggest that he might un-retire again...then just fuck him. Seriously. Fuck you.
ReplyDeletenow, as for the rest of you. pull your heads out of your asses, and get in the game. Your revolution is over. The bums lost.