Hockey is STILL Better than Your Favorite Sport

So, Deadspin kind of forced my hand here a little bit, but it was my fucking idea first! Since I'm one of the 6 or so people in the United States that actually watched the game last night (outside of those in attendance), I'm going to take credit for discovering it.

Yes, this is going to be a recurring segment, and yes you will learn to love it. Just like you will learn to love the game of hockey, too. I'm already salivating over the playoffs... Is that weird? Anyway, enjoy the game's best player being well, the game's best player.