Friday, February 27, 2009

Why Hockey is Better than Your Favorite Sport

Because of George Parros...

The Greek God of Glove-dropping as I like to call him. And doesn't he look like Bill "the Butcher" from Gangs of New York? Yes. Yes, he does.

He's considered a "goon" in the parlance of the NHL, but the mother fucker graduated with a degree in Economics from Princeton, so don't take it too literally. By the way, he is 6-5, 230. Anyway he's not much for scoring (9 points all season), but he has been in approximately 17 fights this season (who can keep count?), so he's got that going for him. During last night's pounding, I mean, game against the Bruins he dropped the gloves with Shawn Thornton after dropping Marc Savard with a juicy hit along the boards. I wanted to hate him, but how could you hate a face like that? And that's not the fight I want to show you. It's this one here:



Ohohohohoh MAN! Somebody strip Shawn Merriman of that ridiculous moniker and slide it on over to George Parros, because the man earned it.

So not only would George Parros knock you the fuck out, but he'd also beat you in a game of Monopoly.

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