Sex Tiger

Back on the prowl...

Mother fucker has been out of golf ever since he took a post-collision snooze at the corner of Filthy and Rich.  Yet, dude is still the ODDS ON favorite to win the most prestigious golf tournament evuh.

Sex Cat: 4/5
Bitch Tits: 2/1
Afrikaaner: 2/1
Dirty Mic: 11/4
The Beak: 11/2
ViJayJay: 8/1
The Goose: 9/2
Choi Division: 10/1

Truth is, 50% of the time the Sex Panther wins the Masters all the time, so you can't blame Vegas for playing it safe.  Or maybe they're just suckering people into it.  The funniest thing about this is how uncompetitive golf is when Tiger is around.  Even when Jordan came back to basketball, he needed time to get back into the swing of things.  But, golf sucks so much that even after a hiatus, Tiger can still bring his shit-stained balls back to first tee and know that the tournament is his to lose.

Okay, if there's anything worse than watching golf, it's writing (and reading!) about golf.  Let's go Field!