Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Blogsturbation Monday

Guaranteed Non-sense Edition


This morning Mo Williams of the Cleveland Cavaliers declared not only that his team was the best in basketball, but also went on to guarantee that the Cavaliers were going to win the Eastern Conference Final. That's right, future Hall-of-Famer, Mo Williams is now making guarantees. Apparently averaging 17 points, 5 assists, and over 500 words of shit-talk per game earns you the right to make ridiculous statements as he made this morning.

In related news; Trevor Ariza, Rafer Alston, and JR Smith also guaranteed victory for their teams in their respective series'. Yes indeed, the all-stars are coming out en masse just to let you know that even though they play mere contributing roles on their teams, that their huge mouths are contributing in other, more intangible methods toward the victory that is so assured. More Italicized words.

No sir, you cannot teach confidence, but I guess foolishness comes along in that innate and mysterious package deal.

I guarantee that two teams make it to the Finals, and two others do not. Prove me wrong.... Prove me wrong.

2 comments:

  1. If the Fighting Lebron's (some call them the Cav's) advance, than only one TEAM makes it to the finals. Cleveland is a one man show. THE-Bron does not have teamates, he has dudes that stand around watching him be great.
    the cav's are not a team, therefore you are wrong, and an assclown.

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  2. Sounds like someone is in need of a glass hat...

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