Friday, May 29, 2009

HEADLINES. . . !


Mo Williams guarantees that thing on Delonte West's face will still be there win, lose, or draw...


Tom Brady returns to practice with God, Jesus, and all the rest of the angelic beings...


Phil Mickelson at the top of wife's Breast Donor List...


Derrick Rose is, in fact, as dumb as he looks...


Carlos Zambrano: Carlos Angry... Carlos SMASH! AHHHHHHHHHH!...


TO already resorting to new, innovative ways aimed at destroying his new team...


Chicago Blackhawks still waiting for Detroit Red Wings in the parking lot outside Joe Louis Arena...


Kobe: Doin Work... On that poor girl's behind...

4 comments:

  1. Yeah, with the rest of the angelic figures that have kids out of wedlock, and then dump their baby-mommas to bang brazilian super models. Stay classy, asshole.

    FACT: Buffalo wins the AFC East this year. Get your popcorn ready.

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  2. And, might I add -- this is exactly what this thing needs; more breast talk.

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  3. Not if Chicken Legs keeps busting up your secondary... Defense is gonna be on the field A LOT this year, so they should probably try and stay healthy

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  4. In Domincan Republic, Carlos throw umpire to showers.

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