WEST SICKNESS

So, welcome to our sick, sick world. For those of you not already informed about our NFL Spreadsheet, then you are in for a treat. I guess the closest thing that one could compare this to is a crossword puzzle. An oft-filthy, offensive crossword puzzle, that you love. We provide the hints, you figure out who we're talking about, and then you pick the winner.


LEFT COAST


West Region feels like leftovers to me. Not sure if I feel that way simply because it's the final region to be covered, or because it's really the case. You have the good team from the shitty conference, the good team from the great conference, the supposed winner of the overrated conference, the runner-ups out west and down south, and a team that looked really good, until they lost 5 of their last 6 games. Fillers include Cal and Marlyand... zzzz.... Oh, and the Mormon community is well-represented via two potential cinderellas. Oops, do they not celebrate March Madness? Anyway, I never thought Utah St. could cause such a potential disturbance, but consider yourself warned. And how will baby Durant fair against the hometown sweethearts? Just one question to ponder when considering this unquestionably weird region.


1 Coach Calpoontang

16 John Mox


8 Come Hard

9 Free Darko


5 Fake Chicken

12 Koch 'n O'Rear


4 Zeke!

13 Baby K Du


6 Warriors

11 Pooh Dogs


3 The Lygers

14 Big Ginger


7 Seeley Dan

10 General Grievis


2 Bull Dozier

15 DJ Gay and the Elephant Walkers


Upset special:

Pooh Dogs over Warriors... but let's hope it doesn't come to that

Upset to avoid:

Baby K Du over Zeke!... Too obvious