Friday, June 19, 2009

HEADLINES. . . !


Father's Day to be renamed Shawn Kemp's Day, in honor of his tireless service...


Dontrelle Willis terribly concerned over what that guy in 7th row thinks about his pitching mechanics...


Kobe Bryant catching the eye of Sesame Street execs. due to his superior accounting abilities...


Boston Bruins prove that hockey is more about individual performance than team success...


Shaq eager to be Lebron's new Ben Wallace...


Bryce Harper proves that having someone else take your SATs is not only wrong, but also unnecessary...


Orlando Magic just a coach and few low post moves away from title contention...


Brandon Marshall hoping to find new city that smiles upon domestic abuse... Or at the very least, looks the other way...


Terrell Owens excited about opportunity for dual citizenship provided by new ball club...


Joe Buck really hoping to meet this Lucky Pierre character in the near future...

2 comments:

  1. They would never put a rappist on sesame street.

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  2. First of all, Bert is a rapist.

    Second, that's two Buffalo digs in the last two days. Watch your step.

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