AMERICA!
It has been a while and I know that all of you are pining for some sports-related material, but before we get there, I just wanted to share a few observations based on my recent excursion to the Rocky Mountains. Specifically with respect to my host town of Cody, Wyoming. So, because you probably do not know already, and because you need to know this, let me go ahead and tell you what CODY is...
Cody is a tourist town just east of Yellowstone National Park...
Cody is named in honor of William "Buffalo Bill" Cody (pictured above, sort of)...
Cody is considered, by people from Cody, to be the world capital of the Rodeo...
And as a result, Cody is considered to be the world's most stanky town...
Cody is a place where you can purchase Fat Tire draughts for $2.50...
Therefore, Cody is a place where you can get very, VERY drunk for very, VERY cheap...
Cody is a nesting area for Harley Davidson riders from across the country...
Due to a lack of helmet laws, Cody is a place where road kill typically consists of human brains...
Cody is a place where you cannot hail a cab...
Cody is a place where the few cab drivers that do exist, will talk to you about the local bars where women pee on themselves in the parking lot...
Cody is a place where Dick Cheney jokes are not welcome...
Cody is a place where Barack Obama jokes are encouraged...
Cody is a place where you can actually find some decent restaurants...
Cody is a place where the waitresses at these restaurants will accuse themselves of cradle-robbing an older man...
... And after the accusation, Cody is a place where that waitress will recoil in horror once that older man suggests to meet with up her later on in the evening...
Cody is a place where men get jacked off underneath the bar...
Cody is a place where girls punch other girls in the back after their boyfriend is jacked off underneath the bar...
Cody is a place where the average height of an adult male is 6'3...
Cody is a place where the average size of a woman is 34D...
Cody, Wyoming:
The land of big dudes and bigger boobs
The land of big dudes and bigger boobs
Cody is America.
Let me see if I have this straight. I can drink cheap beer and kick it to Handjelina Jolie at the same time? You weren't in Cody, you idiot -- you were in heaven.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Chris Cooley is just dead wrong about Taco John's...
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