Daily, er, Weekly Bills

The Buffalo Bills are a sad sack organization. They have a great fanbase, but it is a tortured one. If the Bills aren't wallowing in the basement of the AFC East, well then they are off losing consecutive Super Bowls four at a time. Sadly, this is the most interesting point of note for the entire organization. Don't believe it? Well then allow us to extend an invitation so that you may find out for yourself. You are ALL invited to bear witness to the wretched hilarity that is the Buffalo Bills Daily calendar.

Let's hear it once again for the Daily Bills:


Friday, July 31, 2009

Bills Fact

In the midst of OJ Simpson's 2,000-yard rushing season, Bills' vice president of public relation, Bud Thalman creates the nickname "The Electric Company" for the offensive line. When queried, Thalman replied, "Because they turn on the juice."

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You guys know what else turns on the juice? Leslie Nielsen slapstick comedies.

Didn't see that one coming, did you?

And, while we here at FSD won't be bringing you these interesting factoids... daily, we will do you the favor of cherry-picking the GEMS such as the one above, so that you are able to know only the truly important details concerning this sad bastard franchise. Until next time, Go Billies!