BRAKING NEWS?

What the shit is going on around here today?



















I get off topic for one hot second, and the sports world churns out two gems. Madden retires, and Paulus start thinking he's Deion Sanders. Now, it is difficult to swallow that Madden is officially retiring. However, I contend that he actually retired about 9 years ago when he stopped making any sense in the booth. Sort of an Office Space situation with Milton... Looks like someone finally fixed the got dang glitch.

And Paulus is apparently transferring to go play football at a different D1 school? Apparently "Tricky Dick" Rodriguez has already offered him a scholarship. So, Coach Rodriguez since you are clearly going to be terrible this year, so you're taking the "Jackie Moon" approach and simply trying to get asses in the seats up in the Big House? Jeez, times really are hard in Michigan these days.

And what the frig, the powerhouse that is Duke football can't find a spot for Paulus on the roster? Shit don't make sense to me. But apparently the 'Cuse is interested in the old floor-slapper as well. I never realized the Carrier Dome was such a draw other than for people who are simply seeking warmth from those beautiful northern New York winters.

Oh, and Go Bruins.