Monday, April 27, 2009

The First 100 Days

When we began this blog 100 days ago, the sports-blog-world was in disarray. People were unable to find the appropriate mix of news, analysis, and crass humor. However, under the FSD administration, we have radically shifted the way in which people are able to access these vital needs. We have delivered on our promises and we are redesigning the blogscape in our own, superior image.

Looking back at some of our accomplishments, we have raised awareness regarding the dangers of unprotected sex, and the absolute importance of a healthy environment.

We have illustrated the value of previously ignored issues, bringing their virtues to the forefront, while dismissing accepted falsehoods.

We have demonstrated a clear tolerance and embrace for diversity within our culture.

We have provided a platform for opposing opinions, ensuring that the elements within our culture who may share differing viewpoints are well represented, and do not go ignored.

And most importantly, we gave you essential inside info in order to boost your own economic vitality, by supplying the necessary tools and resources so that buy mama that new house she's always wanted.

And we do not plan on stopping here! No. We can NOT..

We must forge ahead because there are too many issues that need be addressed for us to sit back watching idly, while they receive the hack treatment. There are too many people out there that need the funny. And there are too many actors in the sports world that need to be exposed, for being the regular, overpaid people that they are.

Sure, our policies and practices will evolve over the course of our tenure. You may even disagree with some of our decisions. But there is one thing that will never change; we will continue to serve ourselves, exercising the utmost prejudice against your beliefs and notions of good taste. God bless you. And God bless this great blog. Thank you.

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