Friday, April 17, 2009

Bullshit!

So, last night I am sitting there waiting for the Blackhawks and Flames to take the ice for Overtime. Suddenly Bill Patrick appears on the screen and says, well... just have a look at the tape:



"Build a model airplane," says the fairy. Well, I'm not buying it.

Now, you've obviously heard of a 5 second delay (ahem), but I'm calling Versus out for clearly using a 30 second delay. Why on earth would Bill Patrick point out Martin Havlat like that? Is the mother fucker divinely inspired? Is he an oracle sent to us direct from the Isle of Lesbos?

Here's what happened. Versus screwed up, let the commercials go for too long, came back, and had to sort it out. Bill Patrick already knew what had happened, and decided to sell us on some soothsaying. For shame. As soon as the puck hit the ice, one could just feel the impending... And then it happened, before you could even put a name to the feeling.

Own up to it, Bill Patrick! Own up to the buuullshit!

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