Why Hockey is Better than Your Favorite Sport

We- Got- Ovech-kin (Clap. Clap. Clap Clap Clap)



The Russian Machine knows no limits. What is important about this goal, besides the fact that it is something of sheer brilliance, is that at any point, Ovechkin could have had a shoulder slammed right into his grille, robbing him of some brain cells and probably some teeth as well. And this would have been well within the rules. But, he's too fast, strong, and skilled for this to happen.

I'm gonna go change my undies now...