Blogsturbation Monday

And the Big Four are Syracuse, Duke, Cornell, and Northern Iowa?  That's awfully white of this tournament.  Sure Kentucky has looked very solid in their first two games, but what do those first two games mean anyway?  Maybe we should ask Kansas... But in all honesty, we would have to say that Northern Iowa is the favorite against Sparty, no? I'm not sure I've seen a more confident team than the Panthers so far.  And without Lucas, how confident can Izzo's bunch really be?  That luck can only last so long.

As for FSD, our money is on Washington walking out of this thing cleaner than anyone else.

In other roundball news, the Eastern Conference is still pretty bad.  The Charlotte Bobcats are currently in 7th place and with roughly 11 games left for most teams, it seems as if they're about to lock up a playoff spot.  The 8th spot belongs to the defenseless Raptors and 9th to the punchless Bulls (1 of their last 10).  But we're all looking forward to is that inevitable Celtics-Bucks clash which will, of course go 7 games in order to determine who wants to get swept by the Cavs the most...

This is why the nation BLEEDS for March Madness every year.

Tiger, still a fucking loser.  No, he obviously doesn't owe us an explanation or anything like that, but if he wants us to truly care about this guy ever again, well then he really needs to drop his guard a bit, and drop the bullshit at that same time.  The reason he got into so much trouble is because he hid everything from everybody; his wife, his family, the media, and the public.  Now it's as if he wants this to happen all over again.  I'm not sure what his eventual goal is in all this, unless of course it is to simply crawl back behind the curtain and right into the seedy underbelly of pornstar sex-a-thons... If that's the case, then good luck, brother, but just don't keep dropping these bullshit interviews trying to humanize yourself, because sorry, solider, but it ain't happening.

Loosen up and open up, and you'll be better for it.

No En Route?  Yeah, well I was having a bracket-inspired meltdown on Friday and the words were simply not bubbling to the surface.  My bracket?  No, I of course had Northern Iowa, Washington, Cornell, and Xavier, so I'm good to go... Ahem.  It was the entire world realizing how little we have to talk about that we're just going to bitch about something that we generally never care about... Kinda like golf.

Bitches.