Tuesday, March 9, 2010

A Brand New Day


What's this?

Has ESPN finally expanded suffrage to the unwashed masses?  Allowing them to be counted amongst the Elect?  Sharing public bathrooms and water fountains?

Must be a glitch in the system somewhere.

Now that ESPN can finally (finally!) market the Big Sky conference, they are fully seizing on the opportunity to do so.  Those previous 27 games that each of the members of the Sun Belt took part in?  Inconsequential.  But now?  Look out!  It's CHAMPIONSHIP week!

All those nights when it said things like "Tuesday, December 12th, 2009: 0 gms?"  Come on, baby, we were just playing. I mean, no one knew Texas and UConn weren't that good...

So don't say that ESPN doesn't get you ready for filling out that bracket.  After all, they have given you plenty of notice about who is playing and when it goes down, well, at least in the final week of the conference play.

More Bubble Gum on the way...

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