Before the Zombie Singlers get you!!!
Looks like it's too late...
For the Dukies, led by their undead rebound leader, have been running roughshod over the ACC, turning their opponents into lesser minions, then forcing them to follow in their footsteps. Well, at least until the Tournament starts, because let's face it, most of these ACC stiffs are NIT-bound at best.
But that's the whole point! Duke isn't interested in companionship. They're interested in ruling the world, by first blinding all of their enemies with their overwhelmingly pale skin, and then out-scrapping their opponents thanks largely in part to their epidermal advantage. And these ain't no George A. Romero zombies. Pretty sure half of the extras in The Crazies were provided by Duke's bested adversaries now turned zombified allies.
With this affliction having almost completely consumed the ACC, the rest of the country must be on notice, for once the Madness starts, the Zombie Singlers will no longer be confined due to their regional constraints. I recommend a big ass pair of Noir sunglasses, Dwayne Wade-style body armor, and some actual basketball talent wouldn't hurt either... Considering that no one in the ACC has actually tried the latter practice, we have every reason to believe it can be a successful method for defeating these monsters.
Now begin your preparations everyone. Or otherwise, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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